”Machine gun fire is shot at Loki,

but the bullets bounce off him like a boss.

Loki, like A BOSS.

Edit: [Let’s make this clear: I don’t think it is the actual script for Avengers. And IT’S NOT. Though, it’s still fun to read.]

[Avengers Script]

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